the unused one

you can continue tearing people's lives apart, hope you enjoy it.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

I LOVE RVVT!

oh man!!We had so much fun ystd!!!!!!!!!
WOOTS~!
haha!
we had not enough $$ for pizzza hut, then i thought i had some left in my card, then i go check, tarntations! shit shit shit, only 3 bucks left! my god!
luckily we met jiayu then she lent us 30!
heh heh heh! gossiped a lil....haha...gossiping is fun! glennis,minping, stephanie n i were gossiping while watching c girls play, haha.
anyways, then we wanted to take neos, stephanie n alyssa had to go liao, then we ran ran ran ran ran to take neoprints.haha.omg, so fun!
then we wet shopping at bluez, n decided to _______!!!!!!!
OMGOMGMGOMG!
but they dont hav enough ____.
then we went to zinc, saw almost the same one, then the guy was so nice to give us like almost 50% discount!
HEH HEH HEH.
SO FUNNN!!!!!!!!
I CANT WAIT FOR _______!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ZINC ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
RVVT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMMA PROUD PLAYER OF RVVT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOTS!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

ARGH.
whats wrong with mayee frm BMSS.
whats her problem luh.
whats with that attidue la.
u think yr english damn pro arh?
PLEASE LUH.
Yr entries are like shit?
i dont see how yr english can that good.
oh, i noe why, coz u r frm a neighbourhood sch.
Thats why yr friends think that yr english can be so good,and u can proudly claim that yr english is good.
note the word claim.
anyways, im going to put down my ego,
sorry to burst yr dirt bubble, my english is better than yours(:
u use vermin, wooooaaahhhh.......mummy!save me!
WHATEV.
stop deluding yrself.
it wont bring u anywhere, and it wont make yr stupid hamster come back to life.
hah,that was random,the hamster thing.

ANYWAYS.
that mayee better watch out.
u insult my cuz, u insult me.
u better watch yr back.

Monday, August 13, 2007

i wanted to sit bside her in the bus....
but...due to forseen circumstances, it was impossible.
as u see, her booty was so enormous (well, it still is now),
tht if i sat bside her,
i would fall off the double seater seat.
then decided to sit by myself, away frm the super dense bad aura tht was radiating off her, not to mention a foul stench.
saved me the trouble frm wrinkling my nose if i had decided to sit bside her.
haha, i think i would have a permanantly wrinkled nose if i did.
then i hoped tht she would come and sit bside me.
then she would come and occupy most of the whole seat and leg space.
literally squishing me onto the widow.
then due to the obscene size of her arse, the oils (fish oil...corn oil...olive oil... u name it, she's got it.)stored there would sort of er...hypnotize her?
then she would fall deep into slumber land.
uhhh....then..
she would snore! like 10000000 men who have serious snoring issues sleeping tgt, more like snoring tgt.
then i would be so annoyed tht i would cross my legs, haha, occupying all the leg space coz of my long legs.
then she would have to sleep uh....er....UNDER THE SEAT!
AHHAHAHAHAHA.
due to the noise lvl of her snore, more oil might be used frm her food store.
so maybe the bus would move a whole lot quicker, no, a wee bit quicker.
yeah.
so thats what happend to me in the bus just now.
*standing ovation*

Saturday, August 11, 2007

goodness, i really want to leave singapore.
i wanna go to america, experience what american teenagers experience.
rather than staying in stupid singapore studying for tests that r never ending.
and the most important (and maybe obvious) reason y i wanna leave is bcoz of tht stupid cheena language.
argh.
i need a sponsor.
eh, the most appealing place would be um, Boston?
or maybe Sanfransisco, or LA.
or or or, Bev Hills.
haha, i wanna have tom cruise as my neighbour
& rub shoulders with the rich and famous.
yada yada.
anyways.im sick of singapore leh.
and im sure i wont think of singapore "each night and every day".
and singapore is surely not a "place i'd rather be".
im not patriotic.
i dont sing the national anthem man, i believe in er, world peace.
i dont take sides, haha, i take them all.
i'd rather not sing any anthem in case a world war breaks out coz i dont sing some other country's anthem.
i believe in da free world!
LOL.

Friday, August 10, 2007

heh heh.
u noe the chinese character for mother.
not ma1 but mu3.
tht mu3 has 2 dots in it and they used to represent a mother's (pair of) nipples.
haha.
damn cool la.
then fu4 leh?(father)
which stroke represents his dick?
haha.
uhhhh....errr.....the national day parade was short leh, too short.
not long enough.
lol.
the skating fish was super funny.
he fell....when he was being complimented....
LOL.
pathetic.
"....he was spotted for his superb skating skills...."*falls down*
LOLOLOLOL.
anyways, my dad rushed us home just to watch the parade.
how patriotic.
i fell asleep while watching.
haha, my mother sang the national anthem.
LOL.
my dad was gave the "err..." feeling.
i just laughed my ass off.
she was singing really enthusiastically.

just realised that i like the shou3 zu3 show on channel 8.
i love the song.
one of the NICER chinese song that ive heard.

hiatus.

p.s: here's to shakespear , romeo romeo where for art thou romeo?

Sunday, August 05, 2007

well, pretty much nothing happened in my life that is worth recording down.
until now.....
I FUCKING FAILED MY CHINESE.
WAT DA FUCK.
14 YEARS IN MY LIFE, I HAVE NVA FAILED MY CHINA TESTS B4.
WAT THE HELL IS THIS.
FUCK CHINESE MAN.
FUCK THE CHEENA LANGUAGE!

&&

we're going to have a friendly with bukit panjang.
haha, the sch with the jersey number written with markers, most likely white board markers.haha. how economic.
lol.
damn hell nervous!